That Time I Got Drunk And Saved A Human by Kimberly Lemming

All children are told fairytales. Some are epic adventures with high stakes and exciting twist, while others are tales of pitiful princesses, trapped in boring towers, pining for their Prince Charming’s to come rescue them. Growing up Cherry always hated those stories. Why didn’t the princess just get up and rescue themselves? Little did she know that her own fate would take and ironically similar turn. Basically now, Here she is. Stuck. In a tower. Turns out, when a dragon holds you hostage, he doesn’t just let you get up and leave. Who knew? 

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